1. Procaffinating - The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
2. I can't solve all your problems but I can promise to make you feel better. - Coffee
3. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee
4. Keep Calm and Make Coffee
5. In need of strong coffee - strong enough to wake the dead
6. Coffee keeps me going until it's time for wine
7. I love you more than coffee (but please don't make me prove it)
8. Don't Worry About My Coffee Consumption - Worry About What I Would Do to You Without It!
9. I just realized why you are not my cup of tea. I drink coffee!
10. All you need is love and more coffee
11. Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee
12. If asked, "How do you take your coffee?" I reply, "Seriously, very seriously"
13. A Coffee Hierarchy
14. OCD - Obsessive Coffee Disorder
15. I'm gonna make him a coffee he can't refuse.
16. Coffee. Because prison orange is NOT my color.
17. I don't say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that, it isn't.
18. I'm going to have to ask you to turn down your stupid by a notch or two, at least until my coffee kicks in
19. The only things in my house that aren't dusty are my coffee cups!
20. Lord give me coffee to change the things that I can change, and wine to accept the things that I can't